“When presented with two options, always take the option that has a better chance of manifesting good luck.”

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“The legal aftermath of even a single night in jail is a real pain in the ass.”

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“Hand him a couple of tabs of acid, a bottle of Chivas Regal, and a cigarette with a plastic filter and just let him run with it.”

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“Other people’s thoughts and feelings are not my responsibility.”

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“It’s been a hell of a ride since getting married in late May…”

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